Antoinette in the Cevennes

 Seen at the Lumiere Cinema, Christchurch, New Zealand

Cecil on his last solo cinema trip during a film-packed week away.

Cecil says: You could see this film as a story about a young woman’s relationship with a donkey; it could also be a study of the lengths physical desire, especially forbidden desires, can take you to; or you could just sit back and enjoy the beautiful Cevennes scenery, as our main protagonist hikes a trail made famous by Robert Louis Stephenson.

The relationship between Antoinette and the donkey Patrick is probably the most charming aspect of this film. It takes time to create a bond with Patrick and he is as stubborn as any cartoon Eeyore at first, but by the end there is a closeness which sees them wander off into the hills together, leaving us wondering what happens to her next.

Or do we wonder? I mean, this is where I slightly had a problem with this film, in that I neither respected what Antoinette was doing (unlike her fellow diners at the hostels, many of whom called her courageous, romantic…) nor found it really believable, and although she is engaging on some levels, she is also a pain in the bum, and I would certainly not want her around to complicate my life! (I would probably think the same as the unsmiling hiker at dinner who probably expresses what many like me were thinking, though I’d probably not have spoken out with such a judgmental line in public).

The other slightly annoying thing in the film is that in the opening scenes, Antoinette and her primary school class are performing a song for the end of school year; they do a great job of it, but I spent the rest of the film trying for the life of me to work out what the song was, knowing it had been a hit in my own youth - I don’t want to put in a spoiler here, rather save future viewers wasting their memory and energy on this task: it was Kiki Dee’s ‘Amoureuse’…

So, while it was a pleasant enough way to pass a drizzly afternoon of a winter holiday, it’s not a film I’d rush to see again.

By the way, plot is: young primary school teacher having an affair with colleague and father of one of her pupils. She finds out where this family are going on summer holiday - the Cevennes - and decides to create a coincidence by turning up on the same trail…Yes, exactly, I mean, really??

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Six Minutes to Midnight

 Seen at the Lumiere Cinema in Christchurch, New Zealand

Cecil went it alone for this one (and the next 3).

Cecil says: Great opening scene to this movie set just days before the start of the Second World War along the south coast of England.

The mood of that scene is very Graham Greene, as a man searches desperately for something hidden behind a row of books - is it money or something more concrete? Whatever it is makes him scarper on his push bike and into the local town where the next scene has him taking a deck-chair on the pier, and before you know it his hat is floating up into the air beyond the pier.

It’s a great scene-setter for this spy story starring the ever-brilliant Judi Dench, the increasingly visible Eddie Izzard (who co-wrote the screenplay - is he trying to be a new Kenneth Branagh, producing material he can feature in?), and the rather wonderful Carla Juri, who reminded me terribly of a close friend now gone, though it was good to remember her in every scene involving Ilse.

The story holds up well in classic spy-style, keeping us guessing always who the baddies and who the goodies are. My only question mark was over one of the school girls, Astrid - we aren’t really shown where her change of heart emerges from at the end.

I’m still not 100% convinced by Eddie Izzard. I felt he was more at ease playing a character probably nearer to the real him in Boy Choir. In this one he almost carried it off as the half-German spy taking a job as English teacher in a school where the girls are all linked to the Nazi regime back in Germany.

But there was something missing somehow and I can’t tell if it was in the writing or in the acting, or is it me? I mean, I should be able to relate, as the role he plays is very much the kind of role I might have been called on to play if I had lived in those tense times, but somehow I didn’t feel immersed totally in the action or the storyline (unlike for example in Remains of the Day); I was conscious throughout of watching a film and observing from the outside.

It made me wonder what Judi Dench made of the script. She was fantastic as always, as the slightly naive principal of the college, but could she see the slight weakness in the screenplay when she first saw it?

How could we have learned more about Mr Miller and Ilse’s past or their relationship? Would that have helped?

It’s an intriguing tale, based apparently on true events, though the credits at the very end claim the characters are all fictitious. I enjoyed it, and loved seeing it on my first real holiday break since Covid started almost 18 months ago.

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